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betamaxed - 2020-02-01

Eh, it's not perfect but it's not a disaster fire like star trek discovery.


Born in the RSR - 2020-02-01

Yet.


betamaxed - 2020-06-04

RSR you were 100% right and I was 100% wrong. At least Discovery can be air-gapped as its own terrible thing separate from the rest of trek... not this pile of shit. This turned out to be one of the worst shows I've ever seen and I've seen all of Cop Rock.


Gmork - 2020-02-01

Mike is totally up his own ass about this one. He's got no fucking idea what he's saying when he goes on his "picard and data weren't friends" dialogue. The clip he uses was one where DATA WAS ACTING ON PICARD'S ORDERS and he's trying to use it like evidence of a bad relationship.

Love RLM, but Mike's opinions are absolutely trash in this one.

Not that Picard was all that great. I think picard runs more in one scene of this program than he does in the entirety of TNG.


IrishWhiskey - 2020-02-01

I've long stopped paying attention to their reviews. While the internet loves to cite them whenever they agree with their opinions, they're great at highlighting good/bad movies and their Star Wars breakdowns had some good insight, they're not professional or even thoughtful reviewers, and it shows.

If he really suggested Data and Picard weren't friends, that's just bonkers.


William Burns - 2020-02-01

Picard and Data were never friends in the show. The only crewmembers Picard was ever friendly with were Crusher and sometimes Riker. Movie Picard was a bit warmer towards Data, at least in the second two movies, but he was also a mercurial, violent, reckless action-hero charactature of TV Picard.


Gmork - 2020-02-01

Except there's nothing to support that theory. If data and picard 'weren't friends', then neither were data and geordi. In which case you're just going MEEP MOOP DATA IS AN ANDROID AND HIS PROGRAMMING ISNT ACTUAL SENTIENCE in which case maybe but also fuck you.


Gmork - 2020-02-01

Alternative consider: does picard consider DATA a friend? If we're only going to consider human affection the standard for friendship.

If your answer is no, citation needed. The ones Mike tried to use are divorced from the context of the episode and aren't proof of anything.


Chicken the Did - 2020-02-01

Picard risked his fucking life when Data began to malfunction and behave more like Lore. That scene in engineering was intense. The later seasons of TNG have Picard respecting Data and more and more as he realizes Data is not only human but a remarkable human. Data was shown to be a leader. He preferred NOT to lead but he could hold his own and then some when foisted to a leadership position. And Picard respected the Hell out of that. But yeah, at first Data being literally 'new' did his autistic robot things and at first Picard had no patience for that. (He disliked children and especially 400 lb metal children.) But those quirks were superficial at best. Picard himself began to change and grow as a character developing far more patience and an ability to see the bigger picture. There were no outward warm formalities between the two because they were the kind that didn't NEED those to be friends. To say they weren't friends by the time the series was in its final seasons is pretty oblivious.


William Burns - 2020-02-02

By the end of TNG, Picard was just baaaarely comfortable enough fraternising with his crew that he joined them for a card game. This was such a big deal for him that it was the finale of the entire series.


Chicken the Did - 2020-02-01

I actually like the show.

I think it does tie in well with TNG and maybe a little TOO well if you are somebody who hasn't seen TNG in years (Or ever). One thing I think they are getting at is that after that whole, romantic period of the Federation being noble explorers humans reverted back to being -very- naughty. Hell, the Federation is practically like the earth government in Babylon 5 at this point. And for the humans/Federation that's not so great news. And this comes back to the very first and very last episodes of TNG. Somewhere out there a near omnipotent force never really stopped watching and judging humanity.

Also, remember this is MB's submission here. So he probably hates it for gross, MB reasons making his opinion irrelevant. Also, the video is exactly what I thought it would be with gross manbabies bleating out homophobic dogwhistles within the first six seconds.


Marlon Brawndo - 2020-02-03

I hate it because...I'm EVIL. (Austin powers Dr. Evil theme here)

(holds pinky to mouth)


William Burns - 2020-02-01

RLM is spot on, as per usual. This was one of their funniest videos yet. 1 star for Brawndo.


poorwill - 2020-02-01

rate the submission, not the submitter people


love - 2020-02-01

All of you are wrong about data and Picard, 5 stars!


Maggot Brain - 2020-02-01

Dat-card was by far the best part everthing else is so ham-fisted. Also Evil Spock is here? Why is he still young? Also Also does the Federation know about the Romulin's Borg cube? Also Also Also do the Romulin's still have their Empire or are they part of the Federation now? Also Also Also Also did the twin-bot know about her sister? Did the other one that Picard hung out with not know about her twin-bot? Uggggh why does TV need to be a 6 hour movie now?


BHWW - 2020-02-02

Yes, the Data and Picard scenes were not bad but then you get some random gal having her apartment broken into by people in helmets and suddenly she snaps into boring action as yet another by-the-numbers "butt kicking chick", complete with fight scenes that drag and drag.

Mike and Rich's partly joking speculations at the end sound terrible but what the creators have actually come up with as the big secret of "Picard" is probably worse than a thousand fanfictions and less dignified.


Maggot Brain - 2020-02-02

you mean the action scenes that were so slow they literally sped up the footage?


Space Odin - 2020-06-04

ROMULAN SPACE LEGOLAS


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