Where can I aquire one of these "magic windows"?

Screw the magic window, I just crayoned all over the rec room TV, and got my ass whack-a-spanked in the process.

Hence, Winky Dink --> Satanic Ritual Abuse...

Watch Helen rub her magic window. Do it just the way she does it. That helps put the magic into it.

Seriously, though. This is what early kids shows were all about: pushing cheap tchotchkes to easily duped kids and their harried parents.

"You know, kids, you just won't have as much fun with the Winky Dink show without our overpriced piece of OFFICIAL acetate!"