Even lines like "Energy cables are shrinking. You've turned them into faggots" can't save this movie... Still, five stars for the scene and because Jane Fonda was damn fine.

This, the original "Casino Royale", and "I Love You Alice B. Toklas" are in a 3-way tie for Grooviest Movie Of All Time. Leaning towards this one cuz got'damn was Jane Fonda hot back then...

..and if there were a way to give a clip 6 stars, this one would get an extra star for no DURR HURR HURR HANOI JANE stuff in the YouTube comments.

This is one of the movies my parents probably shouldn't have watched weekly during my single digit years.
And Fonda (if i can relay singular blame) you made this eight year old boy flower into a damaged bastard. And I salute you for it.

If I could go back in time, I think that I should like to smoke opium whilst sitting on silk pillows with Saffron and Fourteen, taking turns in the Excessive Machine...

I'm fond'a Fonda. This scene sorta goes on forever though.

-2 stars for this movie being pretty lame, +1 star for delicious sexy treason.