IrishWhiskey  - 2019-05-30
"I was shocked to learn that rather than putting me in a luxury hotel, my staff had, once again, somehow booked me into a failing hotel with inexperienced staff who know the place will be gone in a month and stopped caring. And I got furious when I learned the people who aren't being paid to be there, aren't very good at cooking and cleaning."
"To take a break, I went over to the local preschool and yelled at some kids for their fundraising lemonade stand not using fresh lemons, and their school play for failing to meet even off-Broadway standards."
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Ugh - 2019-05-30 curious gordon was going on a trip today. he packed everything he thought he would need for the trip, including an extra pair of are you fucking kiddings. his handler, the production assistant, told him it was too big to fit in his suitcase.
"fuck me," said the curious fellow
busy packing their own suitcase, the PA looked away, as gordon began to stow as many fucks and shits as he could until the suitcase was ready to burst
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curious gordon noticed a very sad looking woman. the sad woman said "i haven't been paid, not a single dime since i came here." curious gordon knew the value of proper compensation "fucking hell" said the curious little fellow
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curious gordon very much wanted to pet the nice dog. "fuck me" he thought, as his PA told him to stay still
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curious gordon stared down the man in the dumb black hat. "fucking hell" he said, holding the apple juice in his face, like a dog being presented its own urine stain. he very much wanted to drink the apple juice as this day had left him quite parched
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Marlon Brawndo - 2019-05-30
This show is different from Kitchen Nightmares. He just gives their hotel a 100K makeover and then Apple Hat doesn't even have to do any work. It isn't really all that satisfying. Apple Hat doesn't admit to any of his bullshit or why he didn't bother to pay anyone.
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