This was going to be a billion stars until I found out that it was intended to be a joke and that the Guntank outfit is built off of a pushcart and isn't really a guy in a wheelchair like I'd hoped. Because how hilarious would that be?

You know, I'm not putting it past Japan that this is legitimate in some way. Animated mecha killing machines singing J-Pop? I can see it. Terrible though it clearly is.