i heard patti has promised him a blowjob

One of my favorite scenes from any comedy.

One dollar and NINE CENTS!!!!!!

Automatic five stars for anything from The Jerk.

God bless Steve Martin. It's been nearly thirty years since this movie and not only is he still getting work, The Jerk is still one of the funniest things ever filmed.

the jerk was the greatest. too bad steve martin has rarely been funny since. still, this showed he had raw talent.

"I don't need one other thing, except my dog...."

GRRRRRR!!

"...I don't need my dog..."