Survivor's guilt finally got to Rocket.

I feel sorry for the crazy old man. There's some kind of sad story behind this.

Also, it's funny. I am a terrible person.

They don't do barter at McDonald's.

This is San Francisco, the "richest" city on the planet.

At least he didn't fry it up and serve it to 'possums.

Obvious viral marketing video for guardians of the galaxy 3.. 0 stars! Wise up Scrimm!

That's good eatin

Sir? Sir! You can't bring dead animals in here! We're tryina eat dead animals in here!

When I was younger we'd leave trash on our porch; we'd smoke and watch 4-5 raccoons dig through it every other night. Patches was the matriarch. Big Juice and Baby Baby overthrew her in a coup. We didn't get our security deposit back.