Religion - another load of bollocks that kills people half the time.
I'm reminded of that study that (I think) Helium Rat posted that proved cops are assholes. Cops aren't assholes, clerics aren't assholes; people that act like assholes and hide behind authority.
It wasn't me, it was the instruction of Allah through the Koran.
It's not my fault - violence is the only thing some criminals understand.
Now all please fuck off and leave me to get drunk.