He just listens to fairly mainstream rumors that everybody in LA knows but Ma and Pa Kettle in the bread basket don’t. It’s not magic.

That’s not Satan with Dubya - it’s clearly the Super Devil. He’s six inches taller than Satan, has a flying motorcycle, and carries a jar of marmalade that makes people commit adultery.

I have no doubt Tom Cruise has guys locked up in cages on his property. Scientologists love cages. I think that's where they kept a bunch of babies at one point.

I really can't wait until Tom Cruise gets hacked or allegations come out. I want his career over already.

Everytime I see Seth MacFarlane I fantasize about a bullet entering his forehead