Imagine the post-show gay orgies going on in Spongebob costumes every night. Just oily, muscly, sweaty, fart smelling pig parties until dawn, while ukulele music plays.
I want to see this! And I fucking hate musicals! Cyndi Lauper, Panic at the Disco, Jonathan Coulton and They Might Be Giants all wrote songs just for this thing. I have never seen a musical on stage and I just might see it if I go with my family to New York this year.
A few days ago an NBA developmental team played a game in Spongebob unis. They then autographed, auctioned them off, and donated all of the proceeds to children's charities.
They also completely blew this bullshit out of the water.