John Holmes Motherfucker  - 2017-12-07
Anyone who hates this movie will be forgiven, but I think I'm going to watch it again.
Part of me wants to hate sappy Hallmark Christmas specials, and part of me wants to watch one. This movie gives me the warm holiday feels I secretly desire, but it goes down easy. Make no mistake, the sappy Hallmark Christmas Special wins in the end, but you can't say Grumpy Cat didn't warn you, about two minutes in.
And of course, I've always loved Aubrey Plaza since I saw her masturbation scene in "The To-Do List". And maybe even before that, I have a hard time remembering.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2017-12-08
Oh, and I love the Santa with the fake beard, and the real magic coin. That' image right there. I googled the actor's IMDB a few years back, and if I remember correctly, he looked sort of middle eastern. Or maybe Mexican? The ambiguity only adds to the poetry.
And, of course, the fucking cat is adorable.
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Gypsy_Dildo_Factory - 2017-12-08
I hope I can watch this with my family together at Christmas this year.
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Cena_mark - 2017-12-08
Grumpy the Cat once hosted Monday Night Raw.
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Simillion - 2017-12-08
i came ***** would cum again
Aubrey Plaza's dead eyes make me cream
Aubrey Plaza's dead eyes make me cream
Aubrey Plaza's dead eyes make me cream
Aubrey Plaza's dead eyes make me cream
Aubrey Plaza's dead eyes make me cream
Aubrey Plaza's dead eyes make me cream
Aubrey Plaza's dead eyes make me cream
Aubrey Plaza's dead eyes make me cream
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Simillion - 2017-12-08 btw I stopped watching at about 10 minutes, around the time that grumpy cat suddenly stops being a main character
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2017-12-09 Dude, If you don't have the necessary attention span for "GRUMPY CAT'S WORST CHRISTMAS EVER", you may need Adderal. No offense; I'm on Adderal right now.
At twenty minutes in, the young girl Crystal encounters a middle eastern/mexican Santa with the fakest beard you ever saw, who gives her a magic coin he bought off off the internet, and though she is skeptical, she humors him. Crystal is lonely, so she wishes for a friend.
Somewhere around 25 minutes in, Crystal visits the Pet Store, and discovers that she can communicate with Grumpy Cat, and together they foil the plot to steal the million dollar dog. In terms of plot, Crystal does most of the heavy lifting, since she has the ability to communicate with other humans, thumbs, etc. Grumpy cat gets all the good lines. She's not the protagonist, but she's definitely a main character.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2017-12-09 Oh, and in a moment of sublime irony, Grumpy Cat delivers the traditional Third Act Inspirational Speech. And then she plugs her merchandise.
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