No the cat just has ECONOMIC ANXIETY.
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Am I doing this right?

I don't think economic anxiety is too fall off, as it leads to racial anxiety. It's just the case of the Billionaire saying to the rubes, "Look over there, immigrants and affirmative action!" as he picks their pockets.

Yeah, that's not so cool. That warbling sound is as strong a vocal indicator of extreme stress and discomfort as a domesticated housecat can make. They usually make it when they're about to be sick, and thus feeling, well, sick to their stomach.

Meanwhile, I just narrowly avoided being mauled by a fully grown roaming pit bull (an hour ago, around 9:45 at night), so animals making "back off" noises wouldn't be very funny to me right now, no matter the species.

Had to mute this, as it was making the cats crazy. I don't understand what he's doing to antagonize the cats, but it must be something.

I used to have a cat named Oscar. He was a great cat, but he was afraid of children. I thought he was going to attack my landlord's adorable 7 year old daughter.

Anyway, we've all seen that video of the cat in the vet's cage that looks like an angry demon. This is nothing.

I think the guy just wanted to get out of the bathroom?

Jesus Christ this is some top level concern trolling.

Fuck that I'd kick this godamn cat into orbit

"This particular cat's name is Toulouse, and he is a very healthy, happy (if slightly maladjusted) house cat who had a rough kittenhood. We get along fine now."

I tried to train my cat with a water spray bottle, but after a while he just sat there and pouted while I sprayed him.

Also, like the title says, this is his friends cat, so maybe it's not his cat, nor his house, and the cat just hates anyone else in the house.