they can't eat it until it sneezes

That's pretty much how I've felt all day. Spring is the worst.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=139607

Do chickens even have ears?

Bird "lungs" are weird. Long loops that pass through their bones, so that there's no "dead air" at the ends of bronchioles. I kind of wonder whether sneezing is all that productive for them.

Chickens week?

You know how some people scream when they sneeze? Eesh.