Xenocide - 2017-04-17
Governor: Folks, I'm cutting my own taxes to zero while raising your tax rate to 100%. Plus it's now illegal to say my name without also including the words, "God's chosen messenger who shall not be questioned."
Voters: *nervous muttering*
Governor: Also I put some poop on a tray!
Voters: FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!
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