Only the most elite cat warriors can master advanced battle techniques such as nudging random objects until they fall off a table, or running up and down a hallway at 3 AM for no reason.

Legends speak of a young cat who can do both those things, AND he's figured out how to jump up and smack a door handle in such a way that it actually opens.

I'm kind of shocked that Warrior Cats has only been around since '03.