"...One was dead... I don't know how that happened but it was funny as anything!"

you have no respect for the field of anthropology.

These are the philosophical cunumdrums that perplex the prolateriate.

I think we should all buy him a beer. And hell, while you're at it, all of you buy me a beer, too!

-0.46 the pool where his son learned to swim... is in the parking lot of a fastfood restaurant? wtf

I think I know why he got divorced.

What a nice redneck. I bet his son's an asshole. And judging from that final picture, I knoow I'm right.