As I get older, it's easier to recognize guys who never mentally matured beyond beyond middle school, and it's weird.

Also, the "Singularity" is never going to happen, or at least will not happen remotely close to the lifetime of anyone who currently cares about it

I know Joe Rogan is smoking weed. What I really want to know is what drugs Alex is taking. It can't be meth, he couldn't last so many years on speed.

GUIDE TO THE 12 DIMENSIONS:

#1: Nothing much happens in this dimension. There's a flat line that goes on forever, sometimes sound happens. On Thursdays Enrique comes by to trim the hedges. Yes, I know, but it's okay; he's one of the good ones.

#2: The two-dimensional plane is the one on which all the best video games occur.

#3: The "Prime" universe, this is the main dimension where all the most important stuff happens. All your favorite people live here: Former President Al Gore, the 1990 World Champion Buffalo Bills, the Fox executive who refused to greenlight Family Guy and instead authorized 5 more seasons of Firefly. Enjoy a delicious Burger Queen Kids' Meal featuring beloved mascot Andy Dandytale while you enjoy Freddy Mercury's brilliant 2016 solo album. Yes, things just make sense here.

#4: A garbage dimension where a screaming hairpiece man is President.

#5: Parking.

#6: You know that episode of Star Trek where they go to the universe that's just like the regular one, except everyone is evil? In this dimension, that episode won an Emmy.

#7: Earth-7's Alex Jones is a humble and lovable shoeshine boy. He doesn't cause no trouble, no sir! He's just raising money to afford a swell new bike is all!

#8: Bowser waits at the end of World 8! Use all the skills you've learned to overcome his tricks and traps! Good luck!

#9: In this twisted universe, Batman's parents killed HIM! From the mind of Zack Snyder!

#10: This is where the simulation that creates all the lower universes is being run. Who would have guessed that everything we know is being rendered on a 16 MB Compaq Presario running Windows 98? Yeah, that's right. You're not nearly as complex as you think you are.

#11: Home to the guy who coded the program running in Dimension 10. Would it be presumptuous to call this being...God? Yes, it would. I'm pretty sure God doesn't have a mail-order programming degree from DeVry.

#12: Here, at long last, resides the mastermind who seeks to turn the friggin' frogs gay. Turns out it's just a big gay frog, and he's lonely.

Timecube -- now there's a memory-jogger. Anyone remember the days when homegrown and conspiracy theories were still relegated to the fringes? (I miss the days when the internet wasn't so user-friendly.)

Holy shit. Alex Jones has graduated to inhalant casualty/wino level ramblings.

Alex Jones spewing spoilers for next Hideo Kojima game.

you should name your next poetv splinter site Joe Rogan University it's not like it's trademarked