oh my god he is

Cartman is much smarter.

Yup.

I got about one minute in: he's talking about all the pathetic beta cucks in attendance at the womens march. And what's worse, they're here with their wives, girlfriends, lovers and daughters! Fuck those beta cucks! How unmanly is that?

Whereas our hero, according to wiki, has neither wife nor family.

I'm pretty sure Jones has a wife and son.

Oh, this is a little mysterious! No mention of wife or child on the wiki, but a little more googling produced an ex-wife of some sort, it's hard to tell actually because "violet jones" isn't her real name. She's just as crazy as he is. And she's his ex. This man is living the MGTOW dream.

He used the word cuck nonironically, which is literally all it takes for me to instantly stop taking him seriously.

Bush never acknowledged him. Like every child throwing a tantrum, he just wanted daddy's attention. Now he'll follow Trump around, mimicking his mannerisms and parroting his opinions, down to the least significant.

What's really mind-blowing is that Obama could have done the same thing at any time and it would've worked almost as well.

Honestly, man, I think it's great that you can talk freely about the stupid stuff you did when you were 19. I hesitate to admit that I owned the Spin Doctors album. Good on you.

Which Spin Doctors album? I assume it was Pocket Full of Kryptonite, but there are five others.

There was a shooting at a rural Oregon community college last year I think, that resulted in the death of several students. It turned out the sheriff of that community was a Sandy Hook truther.

Yes. My uncle was the officer that took down the shooter. Didn't know about the sheriff though.