Stuff like that must be clarified, otherwise jerk cat sounds like a Chinese/Jamaican fusion dish.

Cena, for the comment.

I was bitten by a Dodge Neon once. The rash still hasn't cleared up.

Tries to make stupid viral video, gets funny bacterial infection.

I agree, fuck this manchild.

Jerk man opening Christmas present is attacked by cat

I agree, fuck childish good for nothing shitlord manbabies who get happy and excited over getting what they want.

Real men hate every moment they're alive.

Because nothing says "I get real joy out of life and am definitely not struggling to hold back the emptiness inside me" like making staged "viral" youtube videos.

Also his haircut is stupid.

It's not about that Latifah. I wish could get that excited for Christmas presents, but I'm a grown ass man, which means I work and can purchase consumer electronics when I please. Not meaning to brag about the vast wealth I have as a middle enlisted person, but I'm happy to no longer depend on Santa Clause to get what I want. I've been mulling over getting a new TV. I keep putting it off cause they get cheaper and better as time goes on. If I got a TV for Christmas I'd be happy and grateful, but I still wouldn't lose my shit over, cause if I really wanted one bad enough I'd go buy myself already.
In short, If I were so bad off financially to depend on Santa for a gaming console, then I would have bigger concerns other than what video games I should play.

if you don't have kids, what the fuck are you doing with a christmas tree?

Not being able to enjoy a nice christmas tree without kids or presents under it doesn't make you a real grown-up, PD.

Well, that's a particularly hilarious inversion fallacy.

that is a good cat.

What predators do when they hear "prey" noises!

No MOM! I have the Playstation 3, I want the Playstation 4!