He's controlled opposition. He went a little out-of-control and I don't think they expected him to snag the pinfall on Hillary, but if his cabinet picks are any indication, then don't worry, the NWO is still on track.

It's refreshing to know that AppleJack will be the new mouthpiece of the establishment, however. He's way more entertaining than Current Year Man, for example, and it'll be fun to see how AJ sells his listeners on the benefits of Trump-sponsored martial law and neocon-orchestrated false flag attacks.

Terrific FEMA camps. The best FEMA camps in the world.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE, THOSE ARE PLASTIC COFFINS FOR WHEN HE DESTROYS 90% OF THE USA POPULATION USING WEATHER CONTROL HURRICANES AND POLICE SQUADS

Applejack isn't like Alex Jones. She's totally cool with the establishment.

"I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but I'll do it anyway. I have some top, top sources, and they tell me that Donald Trump has found the BEST FEMA camps in the world. The Survival Camp. Camp Shield. The Super Male Vitality Camp. Some of these FEMA camps cost five-thousand-dollars per square inch, and they're all made, right here, in the USA. I don't know what I would do without these camps, I really don't! Go to InfoWarsLife dot Com, where you and your family can reserve a spot on our next cattle truck. You'll go knowing that your contribution - has helped - to fund - the Info War!"

Uhhh, Cena? Of course AppleJack is cool with the establishment. I don't know if you've noticed yet, but as of right now, AJ's pal Donald Trump IS the establishment.

Applejack is not Alex Jones. She's cool with Princess Twilight, she's one of the Elements of Harmony. Now Crystal Gems are true rebels. They've defied the Diamond Authority.

Right, and Princess Twilight is Ivanka. Donald Trump is Celestia, Mike Pence is Nightmare Moon, AJ is AppleJack. It all works.

They used to be rebels like the Crystal Gems - or at least, AppleJack and his non-alicorn pony friends used to be. But now they're coming to power, and AppleJack is part of the new Canterlot intelligentsia.

That would be one way to interpret it, but Trump is clearly a new order, whereas Celestia's monarchy has existed for thousands of years, meaning Celestia would be the existing order of Neo Liberals and Neo Cons, while Trump would be something like Tirek or Chrysalis.

Well, the InfoWarriors seem to think that, but Trump's got Goldman Sachs executives and PNAC neocons and even the sister of Blackwater's Erik Prince on his cabinet. The Clintons hate him now and the Bushes hate him now (which is great, don't get me wrong!), but my smark-sense tells me that his "Outsider" gimmick is not going to prevent him from playing straight kayfabe - especially not in light of all the dirt Epstein's probably got on him.

Interestingly, I notice that AppleJack sometimes mentions Epstein, too - but he never seems to bring up the fact that Trump was not only connected to Epstein, but even obliquely admitted to knowing that Epstein is a pedofork.

It was.

Dunno if you heard, but Kanye is the latest celebrity to break with the Hollywood establishment. He delivered a fiery pro-Trump speech in Sacramento last month, and begged Jay-Z (noted Illuminati pointman) not to kill him - after which he got hospitalized, Tila-Tequila-style, as AppleJack says. To the best of my knowledge Kanye never mentioned the Illuminati by name, and the part about Kanye outing Spirit Cooking seems to be one of AJ's usual amphetamine-fueled embellishments, but Mr West is definitely breaking with the left coast establishment (which is what most people seem to mean when they use the word "Illuminati" anyway) and he's getting pretty tight with our Illustrious God-Emperor.

Honestly not sure what RWW's angle is on this one - sure, the story's weird, but it's weird because KANYE is weird, not because AJ is messing with the facts. You can't fault AppleJack for telling it like it is.

Yeah, I know. Kanye was a middle class kid from the suburbs who grew up to be absurdly rich, is it really that surprising?

I honestly can't tell if you're kidding anymore.

Uh, he's more or less a Kardashian now. The reality television world is small and self-reflexive.

Pretty much.

If Kanye would fuck a pelican for attention, and Trump would fuck America for attention...

Well, did they tag-team a Pelican or not? Damnit, give us the real scoop!

Who would have a more sympathetic ear or offer wiser counsel?

Other than Alex Jones, of course.