THE INFANT MUST SURVIVE AT ALL COSTS

IN HIDEO KOJIMA PRESENTS: YOSHI'S ISLAND

Can you imagine 50 hours of this incoherent....thing?

Best piece of entertainment ever made by humanity.

Incomprehensible gibberfuck.

The Skeletonairborne utilizes tactical necromancy.

I thought MGS5 was fantastic. Though I sort of got the impression it was good cus if the talented team building the great world and mechanics. The stuff most attributable to Hideo (the intro, the bikini sniper girl, the ridiculous villain, the annoying weird stealth zombie guard things) was total shite and took away a bit from an otherwise great game.
Sort of like star wars being great *in spite* of George Lucas rather than because of him.

I have no idea what they're trying to sell me. FIVE STARS!

I hope we get a PC port of this shit.

Wow! Incomprehensible title!

I have no idea how cutscenes or concept trailers or whatever sell games, but they do.

Weird game + hype + Engrish title = love or hate.

I'm hyped up because the style of this thing makes it look like Junji Ito might have followed Kojima, del Toro and Reedus over from Silent Hills. That tank covered with tentacles positively reeks of Gyo.

Glad to see SOMEONE picked up Hannibal for a fourth season.

I want Kojima to fly his freak flag until the end of time.