Youre perfect just the way you are. Fat beared bigot dudes are my favorite meal.

Misterbuns can you explain why you used the word "bigot"? It doesn't really apply based on what you responded to.

It's a necessary part of the fantasy.

Catty not cagey.

Back in the POE-News days, people got on me pretty bad for calling Dr. Laura a bitch, because "bitch" is a gendered insult. I mean they totally agreed with what I meant, they just didn't like the way I said it.

But yeah - I mean nothing in this video is really all that controversial. It's a fairly valid video response to someone who is trying to say that people are bigots for not fucking people they aren't attracted to.

I'm not into Y chromosomes or penises. Those are pretty big dealbreakers for me, just like being cockeyed, being named Brittany, Tiffany, Steph, or having US President last names as first names, being into wolves and dreamcatchers and shit when she's not even really Native American, along with other arbitrary rules that save me time and possibly getting stabbed, such as my no strippers or hairdressers policy.

We all have our baggage and filters.

You're using the exact same "self loathing white knight trying to win favor with feminists who will never fuck him" argument that you claim to hate.

Just sayin

Uncle Toms are a phenomenon that predates whatever r/theredpill nonsense you're babbling about. By several decades.

Normally I'd end this sort of post with "nice try," but in this case that just feels too sarcastic even for me.

That's some pretty hilarious mocking of Greek last names you've got going there. Lot of skinheads in the UK and Australia would get a chuckle.

A lot of skinheads in the Uk, Australia, and the US are huge fans of Milo and Breitbart, so I'm pretty sure he'll be just fine. Your desperate concern trolling, on the other hand, could use some work.

They like Milo because Milo is a self hating gay. Its the same how white conservatives love Allen Keys, Allen West, Sheriff David Clarke, and Uncle Ruckus. Yes they like them, but only because they disregard their various civil rights movements and cowtow to the right.

>>>You're using the exact same "self loathing white knight trying to win favor with feminists who will never fuck him" argument that you claim to hate.

Not really. The idea that "men who support feminism are self loathing" is way more convoluted than "Transexual who attacks transexuals is self loathing".

Even so, I object to this ad hominem crap. It's not an argument at all. the internet is filled with people reducing each other to simple formulas and never bothering to make a real point. What has it gotten us? Trump?

I think you guys are oversimplifying things. Minorities that vote conservative have their reasons and they don't involve self hatred, they involve buying into a very specially crafted and marketed sales pitch that involves applying directly to their sense of self preservation. Look at the way Trump did this with gays, he took a cue directly from Milo Y on that issue by proclaiming he would protect them from Islamic radicals. That hit a nerve with a lot of scared gay people that finally are gaining acceptance within the conservative movement, in large part because of the significant generation gap. Blacks who voted for him did so in large part because they thought he could motivate job creation and economic wealth overall, and some were scared of competition from immigration.

But as for this crazy bitch, she is straight up Bo News style "if you don't want to have sex with a minority, you're racist" and I was accused of that shit. It's a poisonous philosophy that tries to punish people for what makes their um...dicks swing. Or not.

This is the sort of shit that Bo News style SJWs perpetrate and people are equating with the left. The migration away from any meaningful headway on economic protection of the working class towards language policing and PC baiting is one of several reasons why Trump won and Hillary lost. But if you're thinking that the reason minorities vote conservative is because they are "Uncle Toms" you're doing them a disservice and not listening to their needs. Dismissing them won't win them over next election cycle, either. Though the potential dollar crash and emerging Trump Youth marching through the streets might.

Countdown to someone calling you a nazi.

Actually it' male MRAs who are only into men's rights as a ploy to gat other men to sleep with them.

Pretty much inevitable.

Trump basically ruins shit that was already a goddamn minefield to talk and think about.

At least mines disappear after you step on them :(

Fine, I'm weighing in.
poetv is knee-jerking on this, and the one in the hopper

IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOUTUBE VLOGGERS WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT DAILY ANNOYANCES BY 'SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS' FOR A FOLLOWING OF ALREADY OVERSATURATED MEDIA CONSUMERS DON'T OFFER THE THEORETICAL MATERIAL FOR MATURE AND CONSTRUCTIVE COMMUNICATION OR SOMETHING

QED

You are a bigot.

Why? I defy you to come up with an actual answer.

Because they're women too.

counting for the pin...

Cena Mark is most certainly Evil_Homer's alt.

An experiment in doing the same shtick with less words would be my guess.

But they're not cisgender. Which is my preferential criteria.

I guess you don't have an argument?

gmork are you saying you're not heterosexual. dgmw it's okay if you're not

No, what I said clearly indicates I am hetero. You must have brain damage to infer anything else.

Nominal - so does that mean Homer is a Coastie?

Nominal, I do use fewer words than Homer, maybe I'm just Homer when he's only able to access his phone.

No, Gmork, your bigotry is what makes you bigoted. Your fear of getting Crying Game'd by a covert transexual is a symptom of your condition, not a cause.

And we've been over this, Gdork and Omnominal. Cena and I are opposites: I'm Army, he's Coastie, I'm Team Pegasus, he's Team Earth Pony, I'm a pianist, he's a rapper, I'm an SJW-turned-libertarian, he's a libertarian-turned-SJW, I mark for CM Punk, he marks for John Cena, I love Nintendo, he's got some weird hangup over ass-processing. Hell, such is his wrong-headedness, I bet he drinks Pepsi and thinks Scorpion is the best Mortal Kombat ninja!

Being macho genius badasses ourselves, we of course both think alike - but the conclusions we reach and the arguments we make are very different.

Also, Cena's argument is a pretty good one. If, as Cena alleges, transwomen ARE women, then what could you possibly mean by claiming a preference for "cisgenders", Gmork?

Define cisgender, as you use the term.

Dude, I'm originally from Atlanta, no way I'd take Pepsi over a Coke, but Scorpion is the best MK ninja.

Awww hell. I'm a firm believer in the importance of being able to argue any side of an issue, but I draw the line at defending Pepsi. Looks like this is one we will have to agree to agree upon. :(

Scorpion, however, is balls. Kitana is the best MK ninja, followed by Sub-Zero, Rain, Noob, Mileena, AND THEN Scorpion. Thinking Scorpion is best ninja is SO CRAZY, in fact, that you must be Pmork's alt.

There is no other reasonable explanation.

Reptile is the best ninja because you don't play him and he's a pretty shade of green.

Reptile was only unplayable in MK1. He's been a playable ninja in every (main series) MK generation since then, aside from Deception and Vs DC. Also, he stopped being a ninja in MK Deadly Alliance, when his physical separation from others of the Saurian race caused him to devolve into a primitive lizard-man.

But CM Punk is a Pepsi drinker.

which takes priority first, that your hypothetical partners are cisgender or that they're "girls"?

>Reptile was only unplayable in MK1...

You misunderstood. I meant that you, personally, don't play him. And he's pretty.

Two Jar - oooh, right, my apologies. That makes sense!

Cena - Mr Punk's interest in Killswitch and Mike Patton sort-of-almost make up for his horrid taste in soda. Besides, the tattoo was a joke; according to The Internet, Punk got it in homage to the guitarist of Minor Threat, who had a badass Coke tattoo. I'd like to think that CM Punk would never have defiled his flesh with a Pepsi logo otherwise - and besides, he meant it as a symbol of his commitment to the straightedge lifestyle, so I think I can forgive him.

Unlike Gmork, who has no excuse for his behavior.

My behavior is perfectly acceptable and has zero traces of bigotry. Saying something doesn't make it so, EH.

Pretending you don't understand what cisgender means only reflects badly on you. I'm completely secure in my appropriate and reasonable conditions on dating.

Scorpion > Reptile > Sub Zero. Read their backstories from the mk1 pamphlet. Sub Zero is the bad guy, not Scorpion.

*sigh* That is Bi-Han, better known as Noob Saibot. Bi-Han was the "evil" Sub-Zero from MK1 and Mythologies; he was killed in the tenth tournament, however, and replaced by his younger brother, Kuai Liang. Bi-Han was evil, Scorpion was an anti-hero in the first game (fluctuating between good-aligned antihero and misguided villain in subsequent titles), and Kuai Liang has always been good.

I understand what the term cisgender means to me, what I want to know is what it means to you. When you use the word "cisgender", what definition are you using? What do YOU mean when you say it?

Please define your terms.

I'm not using a "personal" definition of the word cisgender. Try not to build arguments on a faulty foundation.

Also, I stopped paying attention to MK after MK3, with the exception of Deadly Alliance, which is literally the only good 3d mortal kombat game. The MK/DC crossover game was decent, I guess.

I played one a few years ago where if you did a cool move the camera would shift to a slo-mo x-ray mode so you could see your opponent's bones being shattered by the impact. Whatever game that was, it was the most true to itself MK had been since Christopher Lambert hung up his Chinese hat.

Still waiting for your definition, Gmork. I'm beginning to think you don't even know what the word means...

Two Jar - that's one of the new X-ray moves; they are present in MK9 as well as MKX. MK9 was better than X (it's arguably the best one ever made), but they are both great entries into the series, and well worth a play if you enjoyed the classic games!

I don't have a personal definition, I go by the actual definition. You seem to be grasping at whatever straws you can. Good luck with that.

FINISH HIM!!

you're thinking of ace ventura: pet detective.
unless i totally misunderstood amy yasbeck when she said dear peggy pays dick.

>>Holy shit people, can we first get everyone to agree that transwomen ARE women...

I don't think this is necessary.

You're right, I was thinking of Ace Ventura.

From what I understand it's like True Lies but for transphobia instead of islamophobia.

you should see it, it holds up pretty well

Since the transgender community refuses to define either "man" or "woman" then yes, it is only proper that we use the only evidence presented to us: which is that these people have defined gender based on arbitrary choices in clothing or physical appearance.

If I'm wrong, it is very easy to prove this. Simply provide a definition of what it means to be a "woman" vs. what it means to be a "man"

Isn't that like 80% of the submissions on here? A little late to be complaining now.

your inevitable demise is *not* good news, john :(

if you divide your age by the lifetime of the universe it's like you never lived at all

Hoping to live to see one more Democrat in office.

>>>your inevitable demise is *not* good news, john :(

It's not exactly news.

Never going to happen. Once the wall goes up and the liberals get sent to the gas chambers, our nation's demographics will have shifted enough so that the Dems will never win another election.

On the bright side, you might live long enough to see a golden statue of Trump erected atop the bombed-out ruins of the Lincoln Memorial.

Yes, in the same way that I'm discriminating against mustard when I prefer ketchup on a hamburger. Just because you found an obtuse way to imply that discrimination in this sense is somehow amoral doesn't actually make it so.

what the fuck are you even talking about idiot

You're an idiot if you don't understand what I said.

by making an analogy to condiments you have dehumanized trans people, proving yourself to be even more prejudiced against them than simply stating that you are not usually attracted to them

You need a Sailor Moon poster, Gmork. Hang it by your bed and look at it every night; it will help you to stay straight. That is what ChrisChan did, and he's still into chicks to this very day!

go put ketchup on a hotdog, idiot

>>>it is by definition discrimination if you categorically refuse to date a transsexual.
people discriminate against me for being a recriminatory maniac. it never stops hurting.

The idea that not having sex with someone is discriminatory implies entitlement, doesn't it? Nobody is entitled to sex with anybody. Therefore withholding sex is not discrimination in the sense that we usually mean it, denying a person his or her rights.

I actually did have sex with a transexual once. She had a micropenis. I couldn't get it up. Does impotence count as a form of discrimination?

deep thoughts

Why would I need to worry about "staying straight"? I am what I am, and a poster wouldn't change anything. And if I change, in some hypothetical future, I don't see a problem with that either.

doing the 4chan quote thing anywhere but 4chan is so embarrassing

Actually this has been a thing long before 4chan existed. Never been to 4chan except to see what the fuck people like you were talking about. Looked stupid, never went back.

i have in all truth never posted at 4chan. neither have i ever seen anybody quote like that outside it until it proliferated only recently. nice try, might as well hit me with an ascii art pepe now.