If you're lucky, just herpes.

You get to not be either one of these two...?

Wait, so if we DO vote for Trump, we turn into one or both of these porn stars?

Does that mean that potentially tens of millions of identical porn stars will be roaming the Earth on November 9th, foraging for food and/or cocaine?

I always expected the apocalypse would be less skanky, though in retrospect I'm not sure why.

Yes, yes, and I don't know why either.

*volumptuous

i will fucking kill you

Gmork, stop being a legally defined textbook example of a domestic terrorist.

Also, the word is "volumetric" since I am pretty sure those tittons were designed in a CAD program.

hard to stop being something I never was

"A person engages in domestic terrorism if they do an act ""dangerous to human life"" that is a violation of the criminal laws of a state or the United States, if the act appears to be intended to: (i) intimidate or coerce a civilian population; "

Once you murder Chancho for failure to receive blowjobs, I certainly will feel intimidated and coerced. I may have to vote for Goldman Sachs to get a blowjob so you wont murder me too.

In fact, I'm scared of you right now! Please don't kill me! I worship Jesus, it's the same God as Allah, really! No, not the flamethrower!

Eep!

Help me, NSA!

JOKE'S ON YOU GMORK I CAN GET MY DICK SUCKED BY A WOMAN WITH HUGE TITS ANYTIME I WANT THAT'S RIGHT DUMMY I'M LIVING THE DREAM WOOOOORRRLLLDDDD STAAAAAARRRR

chancho? clearly you misinterpreted what I said

I want to kill anyone who says "volumptuous"

that sure is a lot of unrelated nonsense you guys posted

gmork loves fat girls

Which of those two words are you objecting to?

I don't see race or gender or weight or promiscuity when I look at someone.

Yes you do. Everyone does.

Some people are just morally repugnant enough to openly insult based on said traits.

Also, fat? Which one of these girls is "fat", exactly? You've got to be retarded to think either of them qualify for such a term.

I guess their tits are fat, since breasts are mostly fat, although they could just be implants. Either way, retarded tags and retarded comments from the usual suspects.

That's a lot of "retards" for a moralist.

Calling someone a retard is akin to calling them stupid. This does not mean the person using it thinks that actual mental retardation is okay to make fun of. Logic is hard.

Meanwhile, "Stormfag" is quickly becoming POETV's favorite insult. No hypocrisy there!

I concur.

>>>Calling someone a retard is akin to calling them stupid. This does not mean the person using it thinks that actual mental retardation is okay to make fun of.

True. Just be careful not to say it around an actual retard.

By that logic, people who use "stormfag" could easily argue they have dissociated it from sexual orientation.

I use the phrase "retarded stormfag" 100's of times a day. But I have logic worked out on a dry erase board.

That's pretty much my rule of thumb, JHM. And to clarify - I don't actually care that people are saying "stormfag", because I'm aware that they aren't implying anything negative about homosexuality by saying it.

I just want to avoid the crowds.