I would pay good money for a 2-hour long movie version of this commercial. I don't mean a movie with these special effects, I mean literally 2 non-stop hours of this commercial.
What the hell is the hook of "Battle Corps?" That doesn't mean anything and you know it, GI Joe. They don't have a theme like ninjas or outer space. They're just some guys. You just needed a fourth team so you put all the Joes who don't fit the other themes in there. You should have called them Hufflepuff Squad or something. You've failed America!
I shook Larry Hama's hand yesterday at the NY Comic Con and told him that his run on G.I.Joe is the textbook example of "much much better than it had to be." It, and ROM: SPACEKNIGHT, are among my favorite comics from the beginning of my full-on-collecting days.