It helps to remember that the Internet is the collective death hallucination of our species.

:)

Whoever made this must love Bob as much as you and I do.

Picking on Bob Ross is pretty much the comedic equivalent of skeet shooting a really fat, slow moving target. Too easy, not very clever.

I barked about Bob with Boomer before, but basically Bob has a bunch of critics. I don't know too many people who outright *hate* him, but nevertheless he is a controversial figure in the world of art-hipsters. They love to criticize him and take him down a peg whenever possible.

Also, Bob is soft-spoken and wholesome. Lots of people have been trained to resent that.

Not sure which way the guy who made this video is approaching his subject matter; it's probably the latter, but could be either, or both.

*turns the dial on the See N' Say to the picture of the art-hipster*

"No one cares what territorial fealty noises the art-hipster emotional pee puddle compels them to frame in mimicked human-speak."

*turns the dial on the See N' Say to the picture of the Ayelmer...*

Well, in fairness to the haters, it's not just the hipsters. Many serious artists, hipsters or not, have advanced well-reasoned criticisms against Bob Ross - I bring up art-hipsters specifically because "poeTV", and because it is easier for people to hear controversial perspectives when they come from hipsters, who are expected to be shocking and confrontational.

It's a vicious circle, I also made jokes at their expense because it's the poeWay. In truth, I prefer homo thymian domesticus fuckloads over homo sapien sapien, who are the most horrible animals out of nature. Thank god civilization has finally broken in a generation of powerless apes to not have the capacity to slaughter everything for evil's own wretched sake.

Anywhat, I thought you mentioned hipsters because they exist, unlike these "serious artists" you seem to be chasing like a mythical version of the unicorn.

And the Ayelmer says "you'll be back, they always come back to Elmer..."

meme, are you having a crisis day? I ask because a couple people I know are, and I loosely believe in that stuff, and you just pronounced our species worse than deer ticks and lampreys.

Good sir, a pronouncement is the fodder of kings and other creatures of grand delusion, I merely observed such things!

Nah, I was making the jokes and trolling with Homie while also defending Bob Ross. It's on the Jarna Zoshi video that I am actually pissed off at the world. You know what's funny both haha and strange? It's easy to see I'm a person who is often divided against myself, but every time I look at how our species treats one another, my animal and my intellect perfectly align, every time, and get pissed off together in a beautiful harmony. Everything else in my life is a chaotic clusterfuck except that.

Which is why you're going to have to watch Lightning Jack my next MNR, because I need role models, dammit!

You're delightful.