I started laughing when Bruce popped out, and continued for the Loggins/Perry double team!

Lionel Richie's lips could feed a tribe for a week

Obviously-pissy-about-being-upstaged-by-Kenny Rogers Paul Simon=instant 5 stars.

rumor has it, Springsteen showed up the studio in a pickup truck. +5 for '80s sample platter

I thought microphones had filed a restraining order against Bob Dylan.

5 stars for the spectacular amount of retarded this inspired, including making me and my entire first grade class learn this song in sign language (for some reason).