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"The duck parade is almost like a marching of lots of ducks together." this is my new favorite sentence in the english language.

Nice. I used to do some decent scale farming, and I had a bunch of guinea fowl that I would use for pest control. They are really good at snapping shit out of the air, and getting stuff off plants without fucking up the plants. You have to have somewhere to keep them though, because they will also eat bees. I had a friend who did the same, but he had an apiary near his coop, and the guineas would just stand in front of it and decimate the hive, one bee at a time.

"The pen is in my left hand." Congratulations, you can now read Afrikaners.

They sure don't duck around.