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So I am hoping plan B here is some kind of captive breeding program.
This hurts to listen to and look at.
You look great, but you'd look even better carrying my 15 kids.
Wanna be wife #5?
A lot of those were sweet.
Bear in mind these are the nice Mormons. Beware of Mormon gangs; they'll pin a woman down in an alley and take turns holding her hand.
(joke stolen from Natasha Leggero)
They're fucking retarded.
"Grrr, modesty and innocence make Gmork ANGRY! Gmork FLAG!!!"
Swing and a miss.
Let's eat some ass together.
Actually more creepy than; "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard."
Baby, I wish I was a hat so you could be my golden plates.
Baby, I wish I had me some seer stones, so I could read your golden plates. Baby, you so fine you make me want to swear. Baby, I wish I could put you on like long underwear. Baby, you so hot it curses my skin red. Baby, let's you and me get married and bringum young.
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