This is a dupe? I didn't see it anywhere. Though if the video of his dead mom isn't on here, I could update it to that.

Maybe it's just me, but the video I'm getting here is the same one you posted earlier:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=153904

It's not a dupe. He's uploading new videos every couple of days where he demands more money and then nervously stumbles through a short story about mutant serial killers from the future.

Yes, nevermind, you're right. This is Chapter 2. It's hard to tell with all the PS4 music.

He's not a she.

I just put it on in the background at work or when I'm playing Civ V and smile at the nervous catches in his voice whenever anything remotely PG-13 rated pops up.

It's weird, because while we have seen his cock and cum and his impossibly hilarious ideas of what sex looks like, Christian is weirdly reserved about violence. He only consumes media designed explicitly for children.

I think the next great troll project should be someone convincing Chris that if he REALLY wants some pussy, he should marathon Breaking Bad.

"HE", you mean.

I'm not so sure. People have been predicting the fall of the Empire since the golden days of 2008; every time, the Empire endures. Barb's death will be an event of serious Christorical importance, yes, but - as with Bob's death, which triggered the flowering of Christine's true lesbian-soul - I'm sure CWC will rise again, stronger than ever.

She always does. The fire was another huge blow she's overcome. She's lived in that same house since he was a small child, and she's always been weary of change.

I was about to make a joke about Chris getting sacked by the Gauls, but then I realized that given how surreal his life has been, it's entirely possible a barbarian tribe will just start crashing on his couch and Chris will just respond with a loud, defeated sigh.

Yeah. Once Barb is gone, I can easily imagine Chris taking on Kiwi boarders just to make ends meet. 14 BC will be a place of pilgrimage, the world's first troll hostel.

A Log would be the first one to move in. That would make an awesome reality show.

A-Log, ADF, Bluespike, and a handful of lesser Kiwis. Maybe Vanessa Hudgens could show up for a special celebrity guest appearance? It'd be glorious.

The next court appearance, if without Barb, will be his last.

The horror of discovering you have CWC floating in you.

https://youtu.be/s0usJ2IP7Yw?t=68

It'd be like Magneto draining all the iron out of the guard's blood, only instead of creating morphing balls of metal controlled telepathically, you'd fixate on an early 90's corporate madcot and buy an inappropriate number of dildos.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mia_Hamm

Can't donate if you've *Ever* been with a sex worker.