"I don't have a single constructive proposal." You don't say.

The stare like he's about to roll someone for looking at him funny and the gangsta mic lean-in.

If elected into office, the malicious threat of rouge helicopter pilots will be a problem no more.

He's got spunk. I like him.

Awe-inspiring!!! I love the middle finger at the end.

"To put it bluntly..." Thanks, I was getting tired of you suger-coating everything.

This video doesn't feature it, but apparently his campaign song is the Darth Vader theme

"Call me!"

he just seems like a guy you could have a beer with, you know?

When does he propse to turn Japan into a Dragon and put it into orbit? Where's Rai?