even the aspect ratio is embarrassed to be here

dem titties

He thinks that'll work utilizing a conventional household freezer and tupperware. LOL

0:43 - 0:53 is my favorite part.

She's like a character from a Looney Tunes cartoon. She's aware of her situation, but she never, ever, ever learns.

Hey guys- I just realized that this doesn't end well, and it doesn't end at all.

It can get worse. It can get much worse. There's plenty of room for worseness.

Everyone has been saying "It can't get worse" with Chris for over a decade. It can. It always does.

Given Barb's age, her hygeine, and the stress from that recent lawsuit, I'm willing to bet that a tragic death is precisely what's happening next. The lesbian transition drama started just after Bob died, so The Bear only knows what horrors Barb's will unleash.

It's the family fridge, but yeah; his mom keeps her food in there. It's all just sitting in the freezer, right next to year-old jars of navy.

"Why" is a question that's been at least a couple of years in the making. If you really wish to know, here is some more information (link contains NSFW material):

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Semen#Donation

If you don't want to read through that nightmare reportage, here's the short version: she is still desperate to birth her daughter Crystal. Her applications for essence storage were rejected by sperm banks. Faced with no other choice, she has resorted to using Mother's freezer to preserve her comeuppance, so that one day the hot lesbians she sees in her porn movies can give birth to God-mandated Crystal.

When you put it like that, it sounds kind of absurd.