Bond hearing for a Sovereign Citizen

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Comment count is 26

Born in the RSR

- 2016-03-29

"But the internet said it would work!" is maybe the best tag ever.

memedumpster

- 2016-03-29

Ever have those days where you wake up thinking you're a judge, but the universe is like "nope, today you're an exorcist!"

"The settler, the agent, the individual, and even the person continues to drive without a valid driver's license..."

They are Sovereign Legion!

memedumpster - 2016-03-29

"Can I post bond, sir?"

"Well, are you asking me as the settler, the individual, the agent, or the individual..."

Classic!

memedumpster - 2016-03-29

★★★★★
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"Okay, down the middle, let's roll..."

This is real life Night Court.

chumbucket

- 2016-03-30

More like addressing: "The mother, the father, the serpent, the priest; the foreman, the woman, the widow, the beast"

cognitivedissonance

- 2016-03-29

Ironic that the judge is a doppelganger for Glenn Beck.

cognitivedissonance - 2016-03-29

http://dwmlc.com/

casualcollapse - 2023-12-25

Jesus cog how do you find these nuts

Meerkat - 2016-03-29

Buh-bye.

Oscar Wildcat - 2016-03-29

"Judge, I am the Settler. I AM THE SETTLER! I AM THE MUSIC MAKER, AND I AM THE DREAMER OF THE DREAM!!!"

Xenocide - 2016-03-29

Goo goo ga jooob.

Accidie

- 2016-03-29

The judge had a lot of fun with that one.

Cena_mark

- 2016-03-29

Maybe 5 years ago when this sovereign citizen nonsense was relatively unknown it could fluster the occasional judge, but this one is clearly familiar with that shtick. The judge stomped Mr. Hall the settler, the agent, and the person with his own pseudo-legal gibberish.

SolRo

- 2016-03-30

His mistake was making his agent name the same as his person name.

What everyone's agent name?

Mine's Hank Freedman.

Meerkat - 2016-03-30

Mine's Phil McKraken.

Meerkat - 2016-03-30

Also it's pronounced "mick-cray'-ken" in case you were getting any funny idears.

jangbones - 2016-04-05

JAY ZUSS

SixDigitDebt

- 2016-03-30

The other guys with pending hearings in the back lean in momentarily like this is going to work.

TheOtherCapnS

- 2016-03-30

I don't understand why the legalmagic words aren't working. Everything seemed so airtight when I was huffing gas...

SolRo - 2016-03-30

I said them out of order, should have opened with the 'I was traveling' spell

crasspm

- 2016-03-30

wow do I feel for that judge. Pretty sure he sussed this guy out from the outset: 2:41 "Ohhh... I see"

StanleyPain

- 2016-03-30

It's important to remember that a lot of these folks paid good money for books and/or videos on how to use this shit in court by people who have literally never used this shit in court.

SolRo - 2016-03-30

With the FDA cracking down on cure-all snake oil, the hucksters set out to the verdant pastures of the wild inter-planes.

Xenocide

- 2016-03-30

Oh crap, he asked for "his remedy." We're now legally obligated to drop all charges and give him eight hundred bucks and a night with the judge's wife.

This guy's good.

SolRo - 2016-03-30

I hope somewhere out there a judge facing this demand just says "okay! Defendant is to undergo psychiatric evaluation and treatment until such a time as a "remedy" is found for his condition"

Nominal

- 2016-03-30

In the name of the father, the person, and the holy individual, amen.

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