Yeah, much like Bob's Boners it's about 2 minutes of clever and funny dialogue that stays close to the source material and then a three way with Dikachu until it's over. No Team Rocket or Nurse and Cock. But I've got a theory that these are made free as a means to get out of working in the porn scene and pursuing more legit acting/comedy careers. Donald Tramp, also on the website (NSFW KIDS DO I NEED TO TELL YOU THAT) seems to support my theory.

I just can't imagine selling ad space and running an online sex toy shop makes even stuff as cheaply produced as this sustainable at the rate they put it out, but maybe I'm underestimating the profitability of sex toys and/or overestimating the cost of the bandwidth they need for streaming HD video.

Giving James Deen a cooking show kind of kills it for me, with all of the allegations coming out against him.


I also wish they'd focus more on the gimmicks and less on the porn, but I just don't get the appeal of studio porn.

Like, I wish they would go more in the direction of the 70s Danish sex comedies, where the hardcore sex was almost an afterthought and most of the running time was more like a middle ground between Blake Edwards and Benny Hill with just a bit of mid period Russ Meyer.

Of course that requires actual budget and talent.

Ohhh, right, they're the guys who did that Spongebob parody with Skin Diamond and Lexi Belle's Sailor Moon video.

Don't know how they make money, but if they keep sticking Lexi and Skin in cosplay outfits, I'd be fine with giving them tax-funded art grants.

I think the cooking shows came out before the allegations, kind of like Cosby, but it is weird that they didn't take them down or anything like the networks did with everything Cosby.

But as far as budgets go, this one's not a good example. Bob's Boners nails the set, but the problem is it's just Bob and Louise nailing the set! Every bit of the first few minutes is perfect, down to the burger of the day board. That's a huge improvement over old parodies, like, say a Star Wars porn where it's like nobody saw Star Wars: "Whatever yous two are in space or something get to fucking with this light-up dildo sword thing" seemed to be about all the effort that was put in.

Yeah, I guess comparing them to something like the Tegn series (NSWF!!!) is pretty unreasonable since those were real movies that played mainstream theaters in their country (that just happened to not draw a distinction between porn and real movies like we do).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB_UjfZ6Qcs

Let me reiterate, that Youtube link is NSFW as hell, be appropriately discrete if you click it.

That was a hell of a link, Old Zircon.

Pretty sure we had this (or something similar) at the video place I used to work at, but it was in the Foreign section (along with other classics like Sweet Movie) instead of the Porn section, where we kept all XXX films as well as anything Hentai. Whatever it was it was a lot like this, and I made the mistake of putting it on at 10 in the morning when we opened; "hey this is really interesting oh wait now it's hardcore fucking." I felt really bad because I honestly didn't know and I was ringing up a mom and her kid renting Finding Nemo or something when the fucking started. They were cool about it (mom actually laughed because the kid probably couldn't see the screen over the counter) and I turned it off but I was blushing something fierce.

..But honestly I dunno why they were renting at our place anyway, since there was a Blockbuster literally half a block away and one street up. We were known for having arthouse fare and why we even carried the more mainstream fare was kind of something I'd never understand, since that's not why people came to us and they were usually never checked out. It'd be like going into Electric Fetus and asking if they have the new Taylor Swift when there's a Sam Goody right down the street!

Meme, I haven't seen the whole series but what I've seen of it is pretty good (that's the trailer for one of the later ones, which are the stupidest, worst and most Benny Hill like; there are half a dozen, I think). Back when I heard about them they hadn't been subtitled so I couldn't really follow the plot but they really are pretty much Blake Edwards reimagined in the style of Benny Hill but with brief, incidental hardcore sex scenes. I think culturally they're closest to something like Porky's.

From what I could tell they're not at all atypical of 70s Swedish comedy (I was misremembering them as Danish or whatever I said earlier).

Here's the IMDB synopsis of the first one in the series, I think it sums up the entire genre pretty well:

"The impending approach of Venus - known to cause "disturbing erotic behavior" - sends two men with very different missions to the town of Petit-Bois. One to save the schoolgirls from lust, the other to test a new aphrodisiac. Chaos ensues."

It reminds me of that hospital show The Kingdom, not the Stephen King thing, the insane with with giant mutant baby and subpoena and floating shit metaphors.

I have no idea what that is but it sounds like I should.

Stephen King's bullshit ripoff version by the same name has made it excruciatingly hard to find.

I am going to make a TV show about gay incest called Gerald's Game. It will be a sequel to my racist rape fetishist tome : Under the Dome. This makes me want to eat crippled children alive and make a movie about it called The Dark Tower. If anyone asks, all of these are faithful adaptations of the originally titled material and not at all an insult to them.

Stephen King is basically the Brian Harrod of horror.

AH-HA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VijlYkLFdAk

I should have just searched Lars Von Tier.

The toilet monologue!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aNiv1K3cPc

Oh, nevermind, it's free.

Still not seeing why Pokephiles would bother with this.

Had they targeted that audience, Pik... Excuse me, Dickachu would've been a boy.

EH really? I would've thought Sailor Moon! Maybe they take requests! They're pretty solid humor-wise but they've pretty much exhausted the "western" canon (Game of Bones, Family Guy (not too creative with that one), Fap to the Future, etc.) and unless they continue with the presidential candidates like Donald Tramp, I don't really see where they can go. Dick and Morty maybe? No, that's no good.. Dragon Ball Semen? Nah..

I know they're not necessarily trying to appeal to the Otaku crowd or anything, but it would be cool if they maybe did, since most people who click through probably skip the first few minutes anyway, which is a shame. Maybe you could become a ghostwriter!

No, Sailor Moon doesn't even break into the Top Ten (it is in the Top Twenty, however). A good measure of popularity is the tag listings on Paheal (it's sort of like the porn community's version of the Nielsen Ratings). According to the current ratings, the ten most pornified fandoms are:

Pokemon (with a score of 100k)
My Little Pony (78k)
Touhou (68k)
DC Comics (27k)
Marvel Comics (23k)
Street Fighter (22k)
Naruto (21k)
Sonic the Hedgehog (20k)
Super Mario Brothers (16k)
Pretty Cure/ Digimon (virtually tied at 15k)

With a score of 11,797, the Sailor Moon fandom has a pretty strong showing, being the 18th most pornified fandom of all time - but that's the score from the entire fandom combined, and it's still only a few points above Twilight Sparkle *alone* (she trots in at 11,431).

The more you know..

I guess I was thinking specifically about anime, not games that are based on anime or Western Canon, since this is a parody of the show and not any of the games, but that'd still only remove SMB, Sonic, Street Fighter, Marvel & DC and Touhou. MLP can stay since it's big in Japan. But that still wouldn't put Sailor Moon on the top ten!

I know my logic's a little fuzzy because all the shows have games made after them and all the games have shows, but more kids watch Pokemon than play the games as far as I know, vs.. I dunno, SMB Super Show and Sonic TAS were never really that popular compared to the games..

Also I can't believe that World of Warcraft has more than Sailor Moon too! Crazy!

I'm pretty sure the business model is "nobody actually pays for porn in the 21st century, so if we just give away something completely ridiculous it will generate ad revenue" or something to that effect.

Also I'm shocked that Street Fighter is in the tp 10, but I guess it'd be easy to remain completely unaware of that, the fighting game fandoms seem to exist in their own parallel universe, kind of like contemporary Christian music.

SF makes some sense to me; unless you want to get really specific and include gals on pinball backglasses or the princess in Dragons Lair, I think Chun Li was the first legitimately HOT gal featured in-game. Hell, my friends and I would just pause the game when she flipped because you can see her butt.