why would a majority of posters here become trump supporters?

Reeducation camps

cuz we like jerking it to anime, of course..

I want him to be a candidate for the GOP more than I have ever wanted a single person to be a candidate for the GOP.

I absolutely hope he becomes the nominee. If that makes me a supporter, I am guilty as charged.

I've said it before but there's really not much that you can get done in 4 years; like the hentai guy said, Trump (and his supporters) might see him as this anime guy who can magically make a wall go up by raising his hands, spin-kicking every republical who doesn't agree with him into the Negative Zone. Like Mr. Motherfucker said below it is entertainment, so a presidential tenure is about as real as the WWF.

Having to pick between Trumplestiltskin and Shillary Shitlips might finally be the election that puts me off voting all together.

I support Trump for the national nomination precisely because he cannot win.

Don't confuse primaries and television spots for electability.

Update from December 2016

Boy don't all you guys feel silly.

ugh. Maybe I can sit through this later, but a teleprompter joke? Palin had to be schooled with flashcards on the way to speeches so she wouldn't say something like Syria was in Africa or something. And she'd still forget it!

My favorite Palinanity is when she accused Obama of ste4akling ideas from her book, apparently unaware that her ghost writer had been quoting the Bible.

Palin isn't a politician; she's an entertainer. That's why she's endorsing Trump.

ACORN is still a trigger word. Like all the old Obama trigger words, Bill Ayers, Rev Jeramiah Right, black liberation theology, and Muslim.

whoops edit: debates and interviews, not speeches. But who cares? Most of the American people voting for Trump probably think Benghazi was a person who Hillary killed anyway. Naw you're getting that name confused with Vince Foster. O.ooooooooo

well noted.

Literally everything is Obama's fault.

Also Obama is the only president who ever used a teleprompter. He also invented welfare and black people who fight inside fast food establishments.

[GRAPH OF BLACK ON WHITE CRIME SPIKING 5000% SOON AS OBAMA GOT ELECTED]

Pasting a link to the Snopes page on The Knockout Game to certain people has been a favorite recent past time.

Smugbarrassment?

smugstipation!

They remind me that I want America to be great again, starting with politicians that don't walk away from their fucking jobs.

I learned on twitter today that they make sense if you imagine them recited in an MF Doom cadence.

MF Doom still makes sense though, or at least he does to me.

You know I just remembered that they're both former reality tv stars.