Speaking of which, maybe Good Burger would be an easier job for ol' Steve.

"WELCOME TO BURGER KING HOME OF THE BURGER THING MAY I SOMETHING SOMETHING?" (looks around confused)

He does this for a living, too.

How the fuck does this dumb bald homophobic asshole still have a job in the first place?

Well, sometimes Steve Harvey gets better ratings than this one bald, obnoxious conservative asshole who watches people spin a wheel and shout letters at oblivion.

They will soon enough.

I'm going to continue dismissing it.

wha happend

Also why's it called Miss Universe? Did we try to invite other planets or something?

IZ - it's an Illuminati thing. Many of these women are actually Starseeds, hailing from places as diverse as Arcturus, Vega, and the Pleiades. The global power elite know this, and hide the truth in plain sight, as they are oft wont to do.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=4263

Anybody else think that both of these were staged? Nobody gives a flying fuck about Miss Whatever anymore but stir the pot a little and all of a sudden people like me are watching this again instead of Mr. Universe, Steven

IZ & EH,

There was an episode of "Amazing Stories" where a man holding a "Miss Universe" type pageant is confronted by an alien cabbage man (played by the one and only "Weird Al" Yankovic) who is angry because he holds the intergalactic copyright on the name and because all the contestants are from Earth. The alien doesn't threaten to sue. He threatens to destroy the planet.

In an effort to save the Earth, the pageant operator makes a deal. The alien women are allowed to compete in the contest on Earth. If an Earthling woman wins, the planet is saved. If an alien woman wins, Earth will be destroyed.

That's awesome. I should probably watch that show. Sounds like more fun than falling asleep to Dexter. Rick and Morty did a similar episode about an intergalactic American Idol. Basically planet destroying disembodied heads destroy every planet in the contest but the winner. It was funny but I'd be sad if we've truly run out of ideas and just need to recycle them over and over.

Actually I do remember the Family Dog episode vaguely. I was only about 5 when it was on and my parents were kinda strict about what I could and couldn't watch, but a cartoon was just fine. But I also think I remember it being kinda shitty.

Ha! Miss Nazi Universe could've made some big changes. It's been a while since I watched the show but didn't the inhabitants often refer to themselves as "nazi universe," "dinosaurs-never-went-extinct-universe," etc. etc.? If that's your universe then that stuff's completely normal.