I love this story but I think I might have Patton beat. I woke up at about 2AM this morning with the worst kind of hunger, and had nothing but hot sauces in my fridge. I was sick for a couple of days and basically starve a flu, so I walked up to the safeway like "yeah I'm gonna buy some groceries." Anyway halfway there I realized I left my debit card at home. And I had a choice to go back and I didn't, so I used the change in my pocket to buy a can of red beans in a semi-panic while Fairy Tale of New York was playing on the PA system. In fucking October. I didn't even heat them I just ate the fuckers right out of the can and went back to sleep.