Also, is that a regulation Coast Guard uniform, because it's AWESOME.

All the dramatic VO and music building up to that shot made me think this was a joke.

The game is called "Coast Guard". It sure as hell ain't the USCG. The guy called his vessel a "ship", we don't have ships in the USCG. I have no idea who that guy in 0:47 is. He's probably some fat civilian contractor.

Also on land or on sea, no person would wear medical gloves when using their iDroid or whatever that thing is. Have you ever tried to do it? Because I have and it's like dragging a dead horse to water lemme tell ya

They're special Coast Guard spec gloves, way better than anything you civilians can get access to.

There hasn't been a draft in a long time. You can't talk about modern coasties like they're cowardly draft dodgers.

Cena, not everybody is talking about you.

Just wait until Square announces a new Bouncer game and we'll see who's talking about whom.

When the Coast Guard's involved it is about me, bouncing too.

The Bounce Guard

Yeah they're really choppy but in a different way.