We live in a world where one's fetish can be substituted for good ideas and hard work. I fear for our world.
(But this is hilarious)

...What the fucking fuck?

The most important step of entrepreneurship is finding a need and fulfilling it.

I need a fucking shower. Holy god.

I have seen Frozen twice. Or rather, half of Frozen, taken in blocks, over the course of several years.

The first time was when I reunited with my very first high school crush about a decade and a half after it mattered. We went back to her place, got blackout drunk, she immediately jumped straight to "I can teach you how to how be a Submissive" as she offered to spank me with a metal belt. Then she started crying uncontrollably because her last boyfriend died in a car crash immediately after they broke up. I was pretty much "Uhhhhhhhh" and suggested we watch a movie instead. We got halfway through Frozen before we passed out.

About two years later, I had a seizure while driving due to a lack of alcohol in my system and was subsequently rushed to Cedars Sinai, ***HOSPITAL TO THE STARS*** (a friend helped Mariah Carey or someone similar deliver her baby there). While recovering from Not Drinking Enough-itis, I decided to finish Frozen. Followed by Maleficent. And Wall-E. And The Lego Movie. And West Side Story.

Holy shit, Frozen is pretty much the most traumatic film in recent memory for me. Oh wait, no, that would be Edge of Tomorrow, where I felt my teeth shatter in my mouth after accidentally chomping down on a stray uncooked popcorn kernel.

I liked the parts in the movie where they sang. The music was very good. "Would You Like to Build A Snowman" and "Let it Go" were very good songs. Also, it was cool how the typical Disney prince turned out to be kind of a jerk. The snowman who wanted to hang out in a warmer climate was amusing as well. That Josh Gad!

The surgery ones are really just straight up fucked up. Worse than the spanking game.

My 4-year-old daughter started off enjoying this video, became a bit confused during the surgery and glass-removal ones, and I stopped it as soon as the words "Elsa Head Injury" came on the screen. Coming back and watching the rest of the video after she's in bed, I see that I made the right choice.

Great Dad, or The Greatest Dad?

How many of these are made by unemployed Indian programmers?

With this, I rid Disney of infestation, sans lingua Frozen. Disney will be torn asunder... and then it shall be free.