I wanted to cut off my ears.

Ugh.. it could've very well been these two, but when my sister in law got pregnant and had her first kid her friends would bring over mix CDs with rap songs and such about being a mom in the suburbs while they drank wine coolers. I fucking hated vacations when I was married because it meant spending at least two days with those horrible non-blood relatives of mine.

i find myself thinking that somehow if this were two drag queens i'd find it a potent piece of social commentary

I miss the days when you actually tried.

Hold my hand, yo. We'll make it through.

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