Besides the ones I kind of saw when I was working at a Hentai theatre, the only porno I ever watched was some John Holmes 3D porn about a time travelling John Holmes when I was like 19. It sounded so cool, and it sold out a pretty large venue full of hipster kids, and it was really awkward, for me anyway.

Like porn's great, I watch it all the time, but not the stories. In this case, it was about 3 minutes of kitchy dialogue and 70s porn effects and then like an HOUR AND A HALF OF STRAIGHT FUCKING

You should check out Devil's Due (http://www.somethingweird.com/product_info.php?products_id=23565) .

It's one of those classic pornos that has a riveting plot and dialog that will leave you speechless, pondering all the ill choices you've made. This porn will put you through the throes of existential doubt and acceptance. Devil's Due will make you question not only your own sexuality, but the entire fabric of your being.

You seem cool, but tread lightly my friend. I've seen many a great man succumb to it's feature length, earth shattering goodness. First time I saw the thing, I saw certain that I was living in a coma dream, took me 4 months to accept that I was in real life, in real time.

It probably wouldn't be impossible to find a torrent of it somewhere but i wouldn't want to take money away from a great distributor like Something Weird.

Also, nice job fishing for porn suggestions.