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MagickPoultry - 2015-07-08

Minus one star for inaccuracy.

The baby's head didn't pop like a grape.


The Mothership - 2015-07-08

My cousin got birthed with the forceps, cause his noggin was like a melon on a toothpick. He's very intelligent, successful and his head wasn't smushed.

That said, goddamn the idea of a child being pulled out of the birth canal by a pair of spatulas is fucking scary as shit.
























But Brian Harrod can fucking suck it, seriously, what an ass.


fluffy - 2015-07-09

My mom was a forceps delivery and apparently that was the underlying cause to her childhood epilepsy. When it recurred as an adult, the neurologist was pretty surprised to see that particular MRI for a successful woman with a PhD in microbiology and a long, successful career as a college professor, award-winning science writer, and artist.


Old_Zircon - 2015-07-09

I was born with my back turned and my palm on my face (100% true) and I pretty much stayed that way.


yogarfield - 2015-07-08

Nice one OW. You really have an eye for comedy.

©yogarfield 2015


chairsforcheap - 2015-07-09

hey homer's odyssey called it wanted. uh....... the cyclops back. guys i have been eating the shit under my fingernails for the past 2 weeks


That guy - 2015-07-09

This delivery will touch your heart, and your eye, and your fontanelle!

©Brian Harrod 2015


memedumpster - 2015-07-09

Damn, Pakistan, put a spit guard over your salad bar.
©TedCruz 2015

Today it looks like he's taken to stealing still image stuff from somewhere else.
I guess we're just not funny anymore.


Oscar Wildcat - 2015-07-09

PoeTV user Betabox: is there something you're not telling us?


infinite zest - 2015-07-09

He or she's been on here for as long as I can remember; maybe they're just recognizing a prime directive. And like OZ said its not like it's Adam Sandler taking our quotes (I got really pissed about Pixels before I checked imdb and saw that credit was given to the original creator) but just some guy with a blog.

So like I've said, this has happened to me before and I usually let it slide. People steal on Facebook all the time and I'm sure we've all posted videos on there without giving credit, it's not a big deal to me, but I'll continue to be pissed until an apology is given.


EvilHomer - 2015-07-09

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EvilHomer - 2015-07-09

Oh god that didn't work at all


EvilHomer - 2015-07-09

It looks like a Cyclops Applejack.

At any rate, Mr Harrod, assuming you're not a bot, you may use it. It's not even mine to begin with.


yogarfield - 2015-07-10

what the fuck are you talking about

IT'S BEAUTIFUL


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-07-10

It looks like the whale spaceship from Star Trek IV


EvilHomer - 2015-07-09

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EvilHomer - 2015-07-09

Oh come on! That works even less well!


misterbuns - 2015-07-09

dude i learned this lesson on like my second poetv post.


misterbuns - 2015-07-09

whenever i hear this accent on a doctor i picture the forced brittle smile of his wife reflected back at her as she stares in the mirror reminding herself how lucky she is to have been wed to a doctor.


15th - 2015-07-09

That doc navigates the canal like a skilled gondolier!

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