MagickPoultry - 2015-07-08
Minus one star for inaccuracy.
The baby's head didn't pop like a grape.
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The Mothership - 2015-07-08
My cousin got birthed with the forceps, cause his noggin was like a melon on a toothpick. He's very intelligent, successful and his head wasn't smushed.
That said, goddamn the idea of a child being pulled out of the birth canal by a pair of spatulas is fucking scary as shit.
But Brian Harrod can fucking suck it, seriously, what an ass.
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Old_Zircon - 2015-07-09 I was born with my back turned and my palm on my face (100% true) and I pretty much stayed that way.
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yogarfield - 2015-07-08
Nice one OW. You really have an eye for comedy.
©yogarfield 2015
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chairsforcheap - 2015-07-09
hey homer's odyssey called it wanted. uh....... the cyclops back. guys i have been eating the shit under my fingernails for the past 2 weeks
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That guy - 2015-07-09
This delivery will touch your heart, and your eye, and your fontanelle!
©Brian Harrod 2015
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memedumpster - 2015-07-09
Damn, Pakistan, put a spit guard over your salad bar.
©TedCruz 2015
Today it looks like he's taken to stealing still image stuff from somewhere else.
I guess we're just not funny anymore.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2015-07-09
PoeTV user Betabox: is there something you're not telling us?
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EvilHomer - 2015-07-09
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EvilHomer - 2015-07-09 Oh god that didn't work at all
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EvilHomer - 2015-07-09 It looks like a Cyclops Applejack.
At any rate, Mr Harrod, assuming you're not a bot, you may use it. It's not even mine to begin with.
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yogarfield - 2015-07-10 what the fuck are you talking about
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
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EvilHomer - 2015-07-09
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EvilHomer - 2015-07-09 Oh come on! That works even less well!
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misterbuns - 2015-07-09 dude i learned this lesson on like my second poetv post.
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misterbuns - 2015-07-09
whenever i hear this accent on a doctor i picture the forced brittle smile of his wife reflected back at her as she stares in the mirror reminding herself how lucky she is to have been wed to a doctor.
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15th - 2015-07-09
That doc navigates the canal like a skilled gondolier!
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