getting ready for Nanking apparently

127 pages later the Shoggoths got them, so it's okay.

D: D: D: this is the first time the WTF Japan tag has made me say what the fuck? Like, as horrible as this sounds I can understand why you might want to try this on domestic animals like cats and dogs. If I struck my cat the reaction and time it took to come back, etc. would different, and empirically we might not know this without some research being done, which is why you might not want this breed of dog around this kind of human baby, etc. But fucking Penguins? Non-domesticated Penguins? Five for total fucking evil.

What do you tell a penguin with two black eyes?

Hopefully someone got a beak to the nuts for this.

The most important lesson you can learn from this video is that penguins are little bitches who won't fight back.

they are literally wearing boxing gloves. because their knuckles might crumble like shrimp chips against the granite-like hardness of a penguins face.

I feel like this should be in the "Sports" category.

The video would've been terribly surprising if I hadn't noticed Japan in the title, but this is par for the horrible course for them. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they also raided the nests and slurped down penguin balut too, y'know, for research purposes.