Striving for poignance. grasping for relevance, begging for attention

failing on all counts. Go smear your body with fancy feast and keep pretending the cats are listening to you. Maybe get off the internet, buy a stairmaster, and take accountability for whatever shitty choices led you to this point.

Whatever's going on here, it just doesn't seem like my problem.

The cats don't pretend to listen to me, so I don't really see the point.

JHMF, citizen of the world. Dispensing insightful yet irreverent hip-pocket wisdom for the masses straight from the annals of his quirky life-of-reilly day-to-day.

Guess again, Mary. Try a lonely, overweight man sitting in front of a computer in a piss stained apartment in a particularly cold and miserable corner of the world, scraping frantically to lay claim to his own self worth by shrieking so as none shall mistake his cry, shrieking that I AM ME AND ITS OKAY.

You are the ice-9 to this site, everything you touch becomes a festering pile of shit. You aren't even convincing as a victim, among a userbase that prides itself on victimhood. The struggles you purport to undergo are meaningless, made so by your insistence that you are right. You aren't interesting, relevant, or useful as anything but a punching bag for bored people trolling the internet. Your efforts do nothing to make us take pause to consider your humanity. You are a truly weak human being.

I pose you this question; why continue to wallow in such a miserable hole as you have dug yourself? why not take some corrective action that might actually better your situation? Is it that much more rewarding to hang out here and hope the hug squad gives you a nice little scratch behind the ears for breathing at least seven times today? Look inside, John. The smell of cat piss cannot make you that content.

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>>You are the ithe-9 to this thite, everything you touch becomes a fethtering pile of thit. You aren't even convinthing as a victim, among a utherbathe that prideth itself on victimhood. The thtruggles you purport to undergo are meaningleth, made tho by your insthistenthe that you are right. You aren't interethting, relevant, or utheful as anything but a punching bag for bored people trolling the internet. Your effortth do nothing to make uth take pauthe to conthider your humanity. You are a truly weak human being.

>>I pothe you this quethtion; why continue to wallow in thuch a mitherable hole as you have dug yourthelf? why not take some corrective action that might actually better your thituation? Is it that much more rewarding to hang out here and hope the hug thquad giveth you a nithe little scratch behind the ears for breathing at least theven times today? Look inthide, John. The thmell of cat pith cannot make you that content.

What's this fixation on cat piss? It's true that the smell of cat piss doesn't make me that content, but do you know what does? Cats!

lotsmoreorcs had some kind of episode. I don't know the first thing about this person, including gender, but he/she has apparently taken an interest in me.

>>You are the ice-9 to this site, everything you touch becomes a festering pile of shit.

It's been a long long time since I read Cat's Cradle, but wouldn't that make me shit-9?

i understand that reference