Stop stealing our music, you little shits!

"You have failed me for the last time." [pushes button, trapdoor opens beneath lackeys]

Preload features a flying Cyndi Lauper pulling someone from the depths by their t-shirt. Or I don't know, I haven't watched the video yet.

From the CNN report:

Many of the students ended up being transported to local hospitals, including one girl initially listed in critical condition.

Thankfully, she "was in very good spirits (and) seemed to be just fine," Westfield Mayor Andy Cook told reporters Friday morning. Westfield police Capt. Charles Hollowell said all those who needed medical attention had only "minor injuries."

It's time for the percolator

I laughed at this and the Israel wedding dance floor collapse.

And like that...::snap::.....they were gone

Good, I hate this song.

Somewhere in the audience, at least one adult felt super guilty for wishing so hard that that would happen.

Somebody gonna get sued.

Was this a play about the Sopranos finale?