A dear old friend of mine went to a costume party dressed as Mr. Atom. He had some balloons that he filled with hydrogen from the H2 furnace supply, to represent the electrons swirling around him. So he's at the party, and some joker thinks it would be funny to pop the balloons with his lit cigarette. Needless to say, the joker learned a valuable lessons about NOT FUCKING WITH MR. ATOM!
Five stars for instant karma, and the intriguing possibilities that come with knowing there's a local supply of hydrogen. But seriously, he didn't use helium?