She'll only eat him afterwards.

I'm not entirely sure why, but 5 stars just for the end.

Awwww....he sounds like World War I.

Ladies and gentlemen, the next member of the Blue Man Group. Or Mumenschantz.

If I could snap my elbow and fist that fast, I'd get some action too.

Pop! Lock!

I love when he revs his motorcycle and then tries to eat her face off.

Creepy. Despite the fact that man and spiders are so far removed, we know exactly what's going on.

and now for some silent, mechanical, awkward, tear driven, shame inspiring, nausea inducing sex.

You guys don't do that when you're horny? huh...

OH MYYY GOD I HAAATE SPIDERS

Jumping spiders are fantastic.

wasn't this like the sixth track on drukqs?

Oh god that sound...

do any other spiders have invisible motorcycles or is it only the jumping ones?

Big pimpin'.

athodyd, you're thinking of "Come To Daddy (Motorcycle Spider Mix)"

D:

SIR I AM READY FOR YOUR PALP

I watched that entire video not have read the description...and I still thought it was cool.

I'd be terrified to hear that in my house. That would mean two big spiders gettin' it on. Somewhere.

Hey, lady! Don't you know a stud when you see one?

I have no idea why I find this so funny

This did not work for me at the club. :(

Amazing how audio pickups have improved.

I liked how eventually you figure out the pattern between the growls and clicks as they pick up.

Nature is endlessly varied, impossibly complex, and completely insane

It sounds like me inkjet printer. Is my thesis going to come ever-so-slowly out of its ass and smear?

that is... the strangest thing i've ever seen

. . . . I always DID wonder what you would get when you combined stuart little with lovecraft.

I hope I wasn't the only one who instantly though kabuki while watching this.

So all that time when the boys on the playground made gun noises they really wanted to jump my exoskeleton?

Looks like someone just finished reading "How to Pick up Girls through Hypnotism."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

In an unusual reversal of the laws of music bands, it is the DRUMMER of the animal kingdom that gets all the chicks.

Is -- is it really making those noises? Am I LISTENING to a spider?

hott

This is how I met my wife.

I tried this at a bar the other night and got a faceful of Fendi.

oh, tee hee! little guy.

Stop!
Hammertime!
Stop!
GRRRRR
Stop!
Stop!
Hammertime!

+999 for the leg snapping fusillade at the end.

Oddly not unlike flamenco.