OPERATORS STANDING BY:

PRESS 1 FOR GAY

PRESS 2 FOR FAKE

Nahh dude this is real. I was browsing Danish news channels, which I often do, and I saw this happen live on TV. In fact I was that reporter and that was my car.

Don't worry though cause my insurance will cover it and it's an animated car.

Also the car is a Navy Seal with over 300 confirmed kills.

If a car falls through the ice and there's no liberal Danish media to cover it, is it still racist?

I'm tired of judging some one else be the judge for a change.

Ice doesn't make that 'rocks in a box foley landslide' sound when it breaks. Also the ice sound seems to somehow be in stereo, and exceptionally loud and clear, for coming through a mono mic pointed at the news guys face.

My expert opinion: fabulously gay.

Oh I forgot my stars. I like gay stuff.

I'm surprised so many people believe this stuff even when we live in an age of advanced special effects. I feel like most people who watch movies should be able to pick out how fake that car looks, but maybe most people don't give a shit? Maybe I'm the loser here for not living in a world where this actually happened.

Press 3 for dupe.

Five stars to counter your vile ableist slur.