Yea, best gags are the truest ones.

This is apparently a thing. I stumbled onto an article on some eMag presumably paid for in full by Levis about how the CEO of Levis said you should never wash your jeans but put them in your freezer to kill the germs instead or some shit? And then the comments were filled with people saying stuff about how the second their jeans get washed they become "work jeans." I was blown away over the decadence that people treat their fucking jeans with. This is a real thing. People put jeans, still a symbol of American unpretentiousness, in their Goddamn freezers so that the colour doesn't wash out in the washing machine.

I wash my jeans every few months, but only because I like them when they are broken in. I could give fuck-all about the color. I think Anderson just has swampy balls.

A guy I used to work with got these jeans that were ON SALE for well over 200 bucks, and was told to wear them for a week without any washing whatsoever. Then he got drunk and slipped in the mud.

Dark denim is the only denim I've found disrupted -- color-wise -- by washings. And I don't wear dark denim. Washing definitely fucks up the fit after a pair of jeans has been broken in, but it's only temporary.

He doesn't wash his jeans because every couple of weeks, he wears his current pair into a war zone and just lets them burn off as he walks away from explosions hollywood-style. Then he goes to The Gap and buys a new pair.

Wouldn't Woodstock vomit just smell like millet or something?

Or hundreds and thousands of draft dodging hippies.

agreed. Nice mix of script and off-script.

It had to be planned. He offhandedly makes an Anchorman reference and they have a clip ready? The exact clip? Also, this is the one day he doesn't check the script in advance?

Still... Mario Batali's Crocs.