How'd you know? Three is all you get, so: I used my first to survive an IED & sniper attack near Saddam Mosque in Ramadi (I shoulda been a goner; we were parked right on top of an IED that failed to detonate, and the sniper was in a minaret but still missed my ass in the middle of the street below), my second to win back my true love after I'd foolishly cast her aside (when it hit me that she was really gone, I fell to the ground and couldn't even breathe. I cried every day for months, and it took me a year and a wish to win her back. Lost her a second time by being a doped-up neglectful shitbag, am currently in great pain and wooing her once more, with some success), and my third to see a black man get the dragon he deserves.
See, you gotta use those suckers wisely, for important shit.

Why didn't you wish for more wishes?

See this is why y'all are the smart nerds.

And well on its way to being nearly as popular (50k subscribers, some of his other videos have millions of views, etc.). Nice to be reminded that there are a lot of people out there who know what's up.