Don't you dare call them gay, trans or Arabic though.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/republicans-are-people-too-s tock-photo

Republicans are people too, probably!

Also, if you find yourself needing to remind voters that you are, in fact, an actual person, and/or not a witch, a 90-second TV spot probably isn't going to do the trick.

Republicans are yer new fangled fag friendly brown person, the proof is in the hip song and the hash tags.

Of course republicans have beards.

The only thing that would make this perfect is if it turned out some of these models for these photos turned out to be Communists or something.

No they don't. Only when forced to by law. No they don't. More money than taste is not a selling point. Well no shit! No they're not. Oh fuck no they're not. Left out the words "pets of" in that one. They absolutely do not. That's not surprising, or good. All synonyms for "whore" in their ideology. That's the hand they wipe their ass with I hear. That would explain why so many poor are allowed to die in ER's. Bullshit. Double plus bullshit. I didn't know Al Qaeda was a charity. As made by black people. No they don't. Their sex lives are not my business. The number of the beast does not count as personal expression. They just don't know why they happen. Yes, hate and fear. No they're not. So are corporations.

Republicans voluntarily based 100% of their political and social identity on aggressively not being any of these things.

dogs are republican too

Feces are republicans too.

Jesus Christ...

WAS REPUBLICAN!

It's almost as if this ad were written by old white guys trying to be hip.

I might have to make music like this, this music is fucking ludicrous.

Republicans hate people too!

someone with editing skills please turn this into 'Reptilians Are People Too'

This is kind of sad. I almost feel sort of bad for them. It's like they know we're building up to critical mass and all the tricks they've employed to stay in power in the past (gerrymandering, voter suppression, shitloads of campaign money) aren't going to work anymore and now they have to scramble to survive as a political force.

Then I remember what shitheads the Republicans are and how they've spent the last six years punishing us all because we didn't pick the business-friendly out-of-touch asshole they wanted us to pick for President and I don't feel so bad for them anymore.

REPUBLICANS ARE WHITE

Republicans have black friends!

Seems like they're trying awfully hard to convince us that they're "people" and not say... reptilian overlords.

I don't know about the cookies. I am suspicious that Republicans in fact despise cookies.

Republicans breathe oxygen! And exhale carbon dioxide!

Republicans eat and sleep and dream and sometimes they even poop!

YOU COULD BE A REPUBLICAN TOO!

The mincing lady men doth protest too much.

Republicans are very light-skinned black people!
Republicans are very light-skinned Hispanic people!
Republicans are very light-skinned Asian people!
Republicans are white people who go tanning!